Good for making necklaces with. "ANDROID IS UPDATING". Just super awkward all around. [â]edgar-shmedgar 84 points85 points86 points 2 years ago (5 children). I asked whose party it was and he told me her name; I figured she was a friend from uni or something like that. It was probably the coolest date I've probably ever been on. like what the fuck I bailed half clothed and tripping right out. And then, he proceeded to perform on me what felt like a job interview. We were at a soccer game and he became aggressive and started making weird grunting noises. I was juggling trying to make small talk while thinking up an exit plan as I made the drive home. She spent the whole time making small comments about her weight, and how she was "fat". The bar was in a sketchier part of the city, and we ended up getting jumped by a homeless guy. I shushed her quietly as possible a few times and it made it worse. Apparently you aren't the only one who got this treatment. She was definitely a bigger girl but was also extremely pretty, and I know how it is to feel insecure sometimes so I don't hold it against anyone...but my lord she would not shut up about it. [â]OneAttentionPlease 153 points154 points155 points 2 years ago* (24 children). I had spoken to her ok both Tinder and snapchat for a couple of weeks until the date. I met a few years back at a Starbucks. I donât wanna wake up missing a kidney...â. I gave up and drove all the way home and plugged it in. ...Suuuupeerrrrr awkward :/..especially when her dog she brought came over and started sniffing me :(. I had been on a few dates with a guy I meant on Tinder, and things seemed to be going really well! Found out she had a form of autism, she was much bigger, she was smoking cigs, and was dying of cancer. Oh yeah, for sure. She was also a heavy and loud breather like non stop. After that we got in the car and went to the bar. Hillarious now but painfully akward at the time. It was pretty successful, but the catfishing game was real. So we start to play and everyone picked truth the first round so when it was my turn again I said truth again and my date said that I cant pick truth twice in a row and I have to do a dare. It's not going well. To get laid. It was her way of showing she trusts you. Unfilter. I told him this. It's surprising how good or bad people can be at texting honestly. I probably hadnât seen him in 2 years at this point but in his Tinder pictures he still looked the same, so we agreed to meet up for coffee. I offered to share it with her and she requested that we get Goat cheese instead of regular cheese. But I could still sort of hear her moving around on the other side of the door. Megathread We get to the place and this girl opens the door. I cringed so hard. Its different things to different people. Me: Ah, I'm not a fan of public transport and besides, I have free parking at work so it's win-win for me. We talked in a cafe for a bit. Whaaaaaa? He decides to come to my work for my lunch break. The weirdest one was prob going out with this dentist guy. Obviously just anxiety to the fuckin 9's like what is going on. When we finally got to my place, I realized that not only was she a solid 80lbs heavier than her photo, that wasn't even her in the pictures. [â]darkscottishloch 433 points434 points435 points 2 years ago (2 children). There was little left to the imagination. "Look, you used a fake pic and you lied about what you look like. It was the smell of BO mixed with a handful of pennies, and it seriously burned my nose on every inhale. Her door doesn't open because it was smashed in. Iâm a very open minded person, but thatâs not something I would be able to do for him, and politely excused myself. Barely a handful of messages into that, without me hinting at anything sexual at all, she blurts out "How about we just have sex?" [â]fredyouareaturtle 151 points152 points153 points 2 years ago (1 child), [â]Sunbeam0000 6490Answer Link648 points649 points650 points 2 years ago (17 children). more >>, [Serious] tagged posts are off-limits to jokes or irrelevant replies. I married her. The rest of this first and last date was super awkward but hey, at least we rescued some tadpoles. It looks like if I wanted to start anew successful I’d try after 3 months or get new SIM, number, and ID. Well, we'd know best, being random internet strangers and all that! whew. That's not a problem for me, I just thought it was weird that he had agreed to go to a bar. Hope the free food was worth it ! We all had a genuinely great time, and it was surprisingly not awkward. [â]jwillsrva 36 points37 points38 points 2 years ago (3 children), [â]jimmypestosnr 195 points196 points197 points 2 years ago (5 children). After the date I go in to give her a hug and she pulls me in to kiss me. Posted this here before on a different account, but this story was fun so here we go! We saw a beaver! In some situations (not all), there's a fear that they're going to be a psycho and try to damage your shit, hurt you, etc. And she was just like "are we late for dinner?". Apparently, he was a recovering alcoholic. I was just very nice to her but maybe I should have cancelled it way earlier. [â][deleted] 60 points61 points62 points 2 years ago (9 children), This girl contacted me and told me she was interested but that I had to pick her up. It's not something you would typically think of as a learned skill but it totally is one. A lot of guys struggle with that and usually can’t figure out what they’re doing wrong. My friends mum was certain it was an app strictly for getting some “action.” Whereas the truth is there are many different reasons women use Tinder. 4 years later: We're happily married, going through IVF to have a daughter. Meet up with this guy at a local bar to get some beers and lunch. We matched and texted back and forth for a couple of weeks and then he started calling and talking on the phone. She started inquiring when we would get and apartment together, as well as have children. He then proceeded to put his hand up my skirt while we were sitting down on a park bench, and got high enough to touch the gusset of my stockings. He got there 30 minutes late and ordered a coke. We’ve put together some of the best dating advice on Tinder Reddit to guide you on your quest for Tinder success. Makes it 50% and dies. [â]AverageStormTrooper1 49 points50 points51 points 2 years ago (1 child). Moving on, what would you say your favourite TV show is?". I made it 90% of the way, hit some black ice, then slid sideways into a power pole. We had shared some kinky texts but there was 0 lead up to it once he was there, just a hug at the door. He shrugs it off. I really do have a genuine interest in VR. I was that typical thirsty guy when it was super popular, and just basically swiped right on everyone. The beauty of Tinder Reddit (r/tinder) is tons of people can anonymously share their online dating woes and triumphs. He wasnât Steve jobs or Wozniak obviously and so we were like âyeah, yeah.â It was all true. [â]G3ck0 240 points241 points242 points 2 years ago (9 children). About 5 minutes into the drive one of the girls in the back says we should play truth or dare on the drive to the bar. We have the date and she even asks me about profile pics and says I look more handsome irl than on the pics, I however cant get myself to lie but neither do I want to hurt her feelings so I kinda just answer thank you without repaying the compliment. She takes a picture of her dessert to post on Instagram and then shows me the post with the tagline "when you're on a terrible date but the dessert is fleek". We went to the mall and for ice cream and after that she took us to Toys R Us?? Talking about dust pattern on table, finger nail, etc. We ended up being a little too freaked out to continue the date, ended up climbing a tree at a nearby park and talking all night, then decided to get some late night waffles. [â]UTSA_ENT18 11620Answer Link1161 points1162 points1163 points 2 years ago (66 children), Turns out she was just broke and really wanted a free meal, I found out almost instantly when she devoured almost every roll at red lobster in like two minutes...I called her back, [â]jrhooo 333 points334 points335 points 2 years ago (29 children). We talked about an hour and she felt more fascinated when I brought up my cats. Public park, on a weekend, lots of people walking around. This absolute mess of a girl walks out of the place and heads towards my car. Well, sort of. She was about to leave and before she put her shoes on to go, she says to me, âOh I forgot something.â And went to grab my youngest kitten, (during the time 4 months old) and picked him up and wanted to walk out with him. I went on tinder and had plenty of dates some bad some good, I met my amazing girlfriend on a different dating site but before that tinder was my hunting ground in the dating scene. That led me to matching with interesting folk but I wanted to have some experiences. About ten minutes in she karate chopped a child and then spent the rest of the date holding her blouse closed because one of the buttons had come off. She had mastered the art of just the most perfect angle to look 10 times hotter in the photos than irl. I had offered a coffee date but she wanted a drink. Right before the date she asked me if I could pick her up, I told her I don't have a car (I'm from Europe and my city has good public transportation, so no need for a car). Especially if she knew where he lived. Fuck that noise. Bet your mom would have been cool with it if you just told her the truth. When I opened it, it was little pins from different popular spots in Portland, and he typed up a word search puzzle made up of words related to how we met (i.e. I lead her over to where the bathrooms were and about 20 paces away from the entrance she drops her pants down and squats right there in the bushes. Uninstalled Tinder after that. What's a song that a lot of people will recognise but may not be able to name? [â]iredditforthepussay 86 points87 points88 points 2 years ago (15 children). Foods good, conversation is strong. The parents invited us over for dinner and to watch a movie. Somewhat confused, I agreed. I told her we could make out for a bit. At some point I even sarcastically asked "am I doing ok here?". She also wanted a photo of my drivers licence as soon as she sat down. ", [â]C_IsForCookie 1620 points1621 points1622 points 2 years ago (72 children). [â]CaptValentine 718 points719 points720 points 2 years ago (1 child), [â]HoopHereIAm 462 points463 points464 points 2 years ago (1 child), That's not a weird Tinder date. Probably just me letting my paranoia ruin a sure thing but idk there was just something really weird about her... [â]onomatopoeiano 77 points78 points79 points 2 years ago (3 children). Seriously, I want to believe these stories are fabricated, but I know there are so many wackos out theres. Girl was morbidly obese (not apparent from the pics) but I didn't nope out. [â]Moon-owl 234 points235 points236 points 2 years ago (2 children), [â][deleted] 39 points40 points41 points 2 years ago (12 children), [â]Soul_Turtle 142 points143 points144 points 2 years ago (7 children). more >>, Comment replies consisting solely of images will be removed. The app then looks for potential matches for you within the search radius that you specify, which can be anywhere from 1 to 100 miles. Upon returning inside I walked by the bathroom, she had... inhabited. REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc. π Rendered by PID 5514 on r2-app-02e6e07c8aaed255b at 2021-02-19 11:33:08.769564+00:00 running 8d94f57 country code: PL. Female Tinder usage data was collected and statistically analyzed to determine the inequality in the Tinder economy. When I got home, I sent her a message and told her what happened, quick charged my phone. As somebody who's dont pretty much every drug out there, it doesnt take that long to do them. [â]backpackbuddhabowl 141 points142 points143 points 2 years ago (5 children). Come to find out my truck's frame was bent and should not have been driven. We proceed to drive 25 minutes in the snow while freezing air tossing her post-surgery bed head hair around. He was running late - fine. I think my tinder before that was created on safari desktop version and I’m not sure that it ever had a static Apple ID linked, but I had used it with phones that had different Apple IDs (main and for tinder). [â]LateralusNYC 199 points200 points201 points 2 years ago (3 children), [â]whynotateaspoon 159 points160 points161 points 2 years ago (7 children), I think i need to read through these stories before a date, its given me a lot of confidence just knowing that I'll never come close to fucking up a date this bad, [â]ImFeelingWhimsical 156 points157 points158 points 2 years ago (13 children). I feel so immediately comfortable around you I can fall asleep. We make plans for me to drive a town over and pick her up, and she tells me she lives at her grandparents in a pretty bad part of town. She talked in a loud voice. Edit: I date guys sometimes, but I'm not exactly straight (yeah, it came up - yeah it was as awkward as you're imagining) ..